If you have ever been to one of my shows, then you know that I have a dear friend who is an alien named Google (he had the name first!) I met him many years ago when I was visiting Roswell, NM, the place where a flying saucer crashed way back in 1947. They say that one of the three aliens in that spaceship survived, and he was Google's grampy.
It has also been written that witnesses to the discovery of the crash site reported that they found a strange substance there. It looked like aluminum foil, but when crushed or twisted it would spring back to its previous shape as though it had never been touched....
Fast forward to 2010...when everywhere you look, kids are wearing Silly Bands on their wrists by the dozens. What are Silly Bands? Well, they are bracelets made of a material that, no matter how it is twisted or stretched, springs back to its original shape. These are made in cutesy shapes like animals, stars, and other things that would appeal to children.
Hmmmmmm.....it doesn't take a great mind to put two and two together here! I hypothesize that these silly bands are made from an alloy of the original material found at the Roswell crash site, and that they have been made to be attractive to children so that the little munchkins would turn them into a legitimate craze and EVERY kid would have to have some. Why? Because they contain a tracking device which will enable the little green men to find the children when they return to Earth in 2012.
Crazy theory.....or am I on to something? You decide. As for me.....
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
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